Friday, May 21, 2010

Jesse James Is on the Move

Rumor has it that cheatin' chopper customizer Jesse James wants to unload his ocean front house in Sunset Beach, CA and relocate to Austin, TX, which just happens to one of the several cities where his soon to be ex-wife Sandra Bullock owns a home. It also happens to be where Mister James has some bidness interests of his own so the move may not be entirely motivated by a desire to woo his wife back into his deceitful and tattooed arms. The people at People reported that Mister James has already made an offer on a house in Austin, but Your Mama don't know nuthin' about that.

Property records show that Mister James bought his beach house, a two story number with 3,626 square feet, in September of 2003 when he was still married to his second wife, porno hacktress and huzband beater Janine Lindemueller. Records also show the residence has 2 bedrooms, 2.5 poopers and an enclosed ocean side terrace with a small swimming pool.

It's highly doubtful with all the negative publicity Mister James has received due to his cheatin' ways that the property will be listed on the open market. At this point no one has whispered to Your Mama what Mister James wants for the house but a quick bit of research on the interweb reveals that there are at least three ocean front homes in Sunset Beach currently on the market that range in asking price from $3,365,000 to $4,750,000. Previous reports indicate the house was assessed at more than $3,600,000 in 2009.

It's unclear if Miz Bullock ever inhabited this house in Sunset Beach but it seems odd to Your Mama that a ladee like Miz Bullock, a gal with millions of disposable dollars and 4 or 5 houses of her own, would move into a house she knew hubby shared with his less than savory second wife. But then again, what do we know about the wacky real estate ways of the rich and famous?

Mister James, according to property records, also owns a condo in Sunset Beach that appears to be owned or inhabited by his first wife Karla.

Miz Bullock, the real money in that relationship, has a fat real estate portfolio stuffed with dee-luxe cribs including a house just above the Sunset Strip next door to Cameron Diaz, a big mansion on the outskirts of Austin, TX, an ocean front spread on Tybee Island in Georgia, that big ol' Victorian in New Orleans, and a townhouse in downtown New York City.

UPDATE: Turns out ol' Jesse James thinks his house is among the most valuable in Sunset Beach. According to new reports, the asking price of the house is $6,750,000, a couple to several million more than most of the other ocean front houses in the quiet community.

photo: Pacific Coast News

13 comments:

Jeannified said...

God, I hope he doesn't end up following Sandy to Austin. he should just leave the poor woman alone, except for what SHE wants. I would imagine from what she's said in interviews, that she only wants to remain friends with him and have him in Louis' life as a sort of father figure. I know she wants to keep in touch with his kids, too. I just HOPE that they don't end up back together. He's not to be trusted! Not after that many ho's!

Anonymous said...

What does Miz Bullock do with all those houses and abodes? Is there no-one in Tinseltown who lives in just one nice house with perhaps a second modest get-away somewhere? There must be people like that. Perhaps you would tell us about them, Mama, for a change of pace. You know, sensible decent celebrities. What about Jake Gyllenhaal? I've never heard much housing news about him. In fact he always seems to stay at girl friends' places when he has them. Frugality or what?

Anonymous said...

Quite a déclassé house in quite a déclassé neighborhood, if it weren't for the fact it's oceanfront, would be even close to worth that price? (And even then, is it worth it?) I surely hope Sandra never demeaned herself enough to set foot in it, considering she already demeaned herself enough just by marrying that turd...

Texas Tessie said...

Austin is so not going to welcome that critter!

Anonymous said...

Give the poor guy a break. if my wife was six months away at the time making movies i am sure i probably would chit on here to .You women some time making such a big deal about every thing but when the time comes to have sex you ether have a headeik or some other reason to keep your legs close .

Anonymous said...

I thought she was in her new New Orleans digs?

And what will happen to his West Coast Choppers business if he relocates to that state?
I guess he will have to rename it to Long Horn Choppers if he moves there.

Maybe he can get the Texas board of education to re-write the definition of the word "adultery" in their new school text books.

LOL

Moonshiner said...

Learn to spell.

Hot Sauce said...

lawd anon 9:49 must be my ex-husband who i done smacked in the head with a fry pan. Figgered he's be dead by now.......

Village said...

He has a car chop shop in Austin.

He is clearly not leaving her alone. Maybe that's why she is in New Orleans.

a neighbor said...

Bullock lived here in Sunset while she was with Jesse, trust me.

Sarah said...

It was rumored at one point that she owned the Real World - Back to New York huge townhouse many years ago.

Is this the townhouse that Mama mentioned at the end of the post?

Subtlety=Class said...

While I find nothing special about her, I still like Sandra Bullock, but that Oscar for her latest movie is questionable in my opinion. But then again, MOST Oscars are questionable in the past 15 years!

ANYwho, one thing I DO know for sure, is that Sandra CRUCIALLY NEEDS TO DEVELOP BETTER TASTE & JUDGING ABILITIES IN MEN!

pudenda shenanigans said...

That cramped, teeny, cluttered, pink abode is worth $3.6m ???